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So the end begins today. It’s kind of funny. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because he said he was grown up when he really is a little boy. Through text….really? Ass move. The first time I cried my eyes out for the two hours we were broken up. Today I cried for two minutes, went to work and forgot it happened. Repressed…yes… but then again reassurance. Breaking...
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